It took me multiple tries to get a stupid domain name for this dumb thing:
mattramsey.blogspot.com (my name, the obvious, mature choice)
-totally directs you to a website about gay porn star Matt Ramsey, with horribly explicit gay anal sex pictures.
-And it's in spanish.
mattzilla.blogspot.com (my nickname, one I'm well known by)
-some shitty 3-post blog by some 22 year-old moron who complains about society or something stupid like that.
-So shitty he feels the need to brag about how he figured out how to use Bold and Italics because those are important features to use in blogging. important.
checkit.blogspot.com (what I tentatively decided to name this thing)
-Thank you designer|system admin Hunter for wasting internet space with blog pots that consist of "blog blog blog. test text" and "blog blog blog."
-When the internet is full, you'll be the first douche we're looking at, Hunter.
mattr.blogspot.com (if you didn't guess, my name and last initial, also relatively mature but keeping the young and hip effect by using a shortened version of my first name)
-There's nothing there. Nothing. Not even a blog or a picture of the asshole stealing my options away.
So I settled on checkitmatt.blogspot.com which only slightly makes sense because it's the name of the blog followed by my name. Contextually it flows just fine; however, I'm definitely not telling myself to check it, I'm telling you to check it. So...poetic license or something.
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