Since most of the good superpowers have been taken...and we all know that making some second-rate superhero with first-rate abilities never works out (I'm looking at you SubMariner), I've decided to list all the abilities I'm willing to have.
Note to DC and Marvel: If I see any of these in print, Fuck you, I'm suing.
8.06.2010
Wikipedia - International Edition!
Being a foreign language buff, and an immense liar, I've been doing some intense research on different language versions of Wikipedia, and learning things about their cultures and their people through the ever-present language barrier that separates people so.
Here's what I learned:
Here's what I learned:
7.13.2010
This is not relationship advice; and, this is not a love story.
Every day Ted contemplated leaving her. He wanted to walk inside the living room and sit her down. He wanted to tell her it was him, it wasn't her; that she was gorgeous and smart and had a bright future and that some temporal physicist experimenting in spatial dynamics was just holding her back from her full potential.
Rhyme Scheme Family
Artistically my best work.
Probably my most offensive.
I followed this one up the least because, franky, I ran out of funny things to say.
I made all of these in about a day on a whim, and as an entire work, I'm disappointed I couldn't explore more facets of this family and their dysfunctions.
They're aware of them though, and I think that makes them slightly more lovable. I present to you, The Rhyme Scheme Family:
Probably my most offensive.
I followed this one up the least because, franky, I ran out of funny things to say.
I made all of these in about a day on a whim, and as an entire work, I'm disappointed I couldn't explore more facets of this family and their dysfunctions.
They're aware of them though, and I think that makes them slightly more lovable. I present to you, The Rhyme Scheme Family:
6.25.2010
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